Thursday, January 26, 2012

Speaking of Lingerie


By Emma Taylor from Murder Unmentionable, a Sweet Nothings Mystery by Meg London

Just the other day I was walking through downtown Paris (Tennessee that is) when I spied Angel Roy up ahead. Now I love Angel to death, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes she makes some seriously bad sartorial choices if you know what I mean. She bent down to tie her shoe and between her low-cut jeans and a too-short top, all of Paris got an eyeful of Angel’s thong.

Then just yesterday I was shopping at Walmart when I saw my friend Bitsy duck between two racks of dresses and perform a maneuver that all women recognize as the “this-underwear-is-giving-me-a-wedgie-and-I-can’t-stand-it-another-minute-dance.”

Now I’m not saying you all need to just give up and run out and buy a six pack of big, white granny panties, but there are alternatives. Come on down to our shop, Sweet Nothings, and I’ll show you! We’ve got some beautiful pieces, lace-trimmed and absolutely gorgeous that won’t ride up, slip down or go sideways. It’s all in choosing the right style and getting the right fit.

Arabella, Sylvia and I will be happy to help you.

7 comments:

  1. You three must hear some interesting stories . . .

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  2. Unfortunately, those who need the advice the most, think they don't. Sounds good to me, though. Looking forward to meeting you in September!

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  3. Emma dear,
    I can't wait to shop in your Sweet Nothings shop.

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  4. I can't wait to read about your shop. What woman doesn't like lacy underthings? As for that dance -- ugh! And there are cameras everywhere these days!

    ~ Sophie Winston

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  5. I can't wait to visit your shop.

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  6. Ohhh, wow, your shop sounds fabulous!

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