Thursday, January 26, 2012
Speaking of Lingerie
By Emma Taylor from Murder Unmentionable, a Sweet Nothings Mystery by Meg London
Just the other day I was walking through downtown Paris (Tennessee that is) when I spied Angel Roy up ahead. Now I love Angel to death, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes she makes some seriously bad sartorial choices if you know what I mean. She bent down to tie her shoe and between her low-cut jeans and a too-short top, all of Paris got an eyeful of Angel’s thong.
Then just yesterday I was shopping at Walmart when I saw my friend Bitsy duck between two racks of dresses and perform a maneuver that all women recognize as the “this-underwear-is-giving-me-a-wedgie-and-I-can’t-stand-it-another-minute-dance.”
Now I’m not saying you all need to just give up and run out and buy a six pack of big, white granny panties, but there are alternatives. Come on down to our shop, Sweet Nothings, and I’ll show you! We’ve got some beautiful pieces, lace-trimmed and absolutely gorgeous that won’t ride up, slip down or go sideways. It’s all in choosing the right style and getting the right fit.
Arabella, Sylvia and I will be happy to help you.