Friday, July 19, 2013
Detective Mitch Stone's rant!
I can't stand the heat. Don't get me wrong, I like summer well enough, but this heat is killing me. And I'm not the only one. Whenever we have this much heat and humidity, the people in Divinity get ornery.
And ornery people cause all sorts of trouble.
Like the other day I had to I had to break up an argument at a kid's summer soccer tournament. Parents get riled up enough when their kids are competing against rival teams. Add in crazy hot temperatures, and tempers flare much quicker.
And when the air conditioner broke at Smokey Joe's, more than one barroom brawl broke out.
Then there's Sunny. She just smiles and is all nice and bubbly, going on about her day as though it doesn't feel like 100 degrees out! I have to admit that makes me a little crazy.
So if you're reading this, please do us all a favor and stay inside when it's this hot out there. Turn on your AC, read a good book, and pray for a thunderstorm to break the humidity and make life return to normal.
I'm begging you.
In the meantime, I'm back on duty. Something tells me this latest heat wave is gonna be a killer...