Wednesday, March 19, 2014

March Madness Strikes Again

PERIL FOR YOUR THOUGHTS
by Kari Lee Townsend

Kali tells you what's on her mind...

March Madness strikes again...and no I don't mean sports. This weather is crazy! It's supposed to be spring yet we still have a ton of snow here in Connecticut. I'm already in a bad mood because I don't really care for spring. Don't get me wrong, I love late spring when all the flowers bloom, and everything looks so fresh and new. But early spring is nasty. Everything is so messy and dirty. A regular nightmare for a germaphobe like me. Add on to that the fact that I can hear other people's thoughts. Trust me, you don't want to hear what they are thinking, people. Spring fever has taken over. They want out of hibernation, and they can only think about procreation.

It's like living in a bad dream every day.

I only hear them when I touch them, which lately has been unavoidable. I'm a bit clumsy, and this weather doesn't help. Slipping and sliding all over the place, falling down, tripping...ugh. Who knew there were so many gentleman out there, ready to spring into action and help a lady out. Or get their hands on a woman is more like it. The worst part is the Greek mamas are in heaven. They LOVE spring fever. If they have anything to say about it, they will have Detective Stevens and I matched up before summer.

It's madness I tell you! March Madness....

5 comments:

  1. Anyone else experience any madness lately?

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  2. Help, a snow shovel is permanently stuck to my hand.

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  3. Well, as I mentioned before, my March madness is a bit different from yours: heat, dryness... topped off by an earthquake!
    --Lauren Vancouver


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  4. Heat and dryness I could take...earthquake maybe not :)

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