Tuesday, February 3, 2015
Nine Lives and Counting
by Zeke Drummond, from A Portrait of Crime Mysteries by Sharon Pape
Until
Rory McCain moved into this house, I was stuck here, ghost and prisoner for
nigh onto one hundred and fifty years. Of course there’d been other residents
during that time, but I never had what you could rightly call a “relationship”
with any of them. Somehow or other it was different with Rory. After she got
over the shock of my presence, she decided to stay. We had our ups and downs, but
over time our relationship evolved into something much more than peaceful
coexistence. I still haven’t figured out why I’ve been able to accompany her
out into the world and even travel anywhere to reach her, but an old book her
parents discovered in their attic recently has shed some interestin’ light on
the matter. There’ll be more about that down the road a piece. For now I want
to tell you a little tale about a ghost cat who went by the name of Purrsey.
It was Purrsey who first showed Rory and
me that other ghosts aren’t as restricted in their movements as I’ve been. A
couple of weeks ago he showed up in our backyard, with the apparent goal of
drivin’ our dog, Hobo, crazy. Purrsey didn’t materialize at first, but we knew
somethin’ was out there by the way that big, old hairy mutt was behavin’. He’d run
flat out like he was chasin’ down a squirrel or a bunny, but there was nothin’ to
see. He was so intent on followin’ his nose instead of his eyes that he kept
runnin’ into trees and fences. Rory had to take him to the vet for stitches
when he cut his snout open on a jagged slat in the fence. After a couple weeks
of that nonsense, Hobo was battered and bruised, and we were no closer to the
cause or the solution. Then Purrsey must have tired of that game, because he
changed tactics, and suddenly Hobo was whirlin’ madly in circles, bellowin’
like a banshee and shakin’ like he’d just had a much-hated bath. Before we
could reach him, Purrsey popped into view, sittin’ on the dog’s back as if he
was ridin’ a bull at a rodeo. That cat looked straight at us and his little
tiger face came as close to grinnin’ as any cat I’ve ever seen. But Hobo didn’t
see any humor in the situation. Dead or alive, there was still a cat on his
back.
We did what we could to remove Purrsey,
but there weren’t many options. Tempting him with food wouldn’t work any better
than it would with me, seein’ as how we were no longer what you’d call “corporeal
beings.” At Rory’s suggestion, I tried to scare him off, but when you’re dead,
threats don’t hold much of a wallop. In the end, Hobo solved the problem
himself. Exhausted and past caring, he plopped onto the ground for a snooze.
After a couple of minutes, Purrsey jumped off, possibly to find a better source
of entertainment. That’s when Rory and I set out to follow him.
Hope you’ll check back here on March 3rd
to find out where Purrsey led us.
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Purrsey sounds like a dickens! I'll be back!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait until next month to find out where Purrsey led you!
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