A Witch's Life
By Elsie Langston
From Looking for Mr. Good Witch
By Joyce and Jim Lavene
Being a witch isn’t all fun and games, you know! It’s not dancing naked in the moonlight all the time.
It has its moments but sometimes you have to go through a lot to get to them.
For instance, a sea witch has been killing young male witches up and down the coast from Savannah
to Wilmington for the last few weeks. Now this isn’t one of those witches you can take tea with or
even attempt to understand. Oh no! They only know one thing – find a man so you can drain his
magic and live another hundred years.
Maybe I wouldn’t have noticed but for a handsome young witch I hope will become a member of our
coven. Killing him for any reason is completely against my plans for the future. I mean, I have Larry
the werewolf so it’s not a romantic thing. I just like Brian and I want to him to stick around.
So my friend Molly says we have to find the sea witch and convince her not to take Brian but have
you ever tried to find a sea witch when she didn’t want to be found? We had to talk to that silly,
cream-puff-eating mermaid that’s hard to understand and then we had to talk to that ungrateful
We saved that selkie's life, you know. She’s never even said thank you.
And then when we thought Brian was safe – I guess I shouldn’t tell you that part - loose lips and all.
You’ll just have to read the book. After all, someone went to a great deal of trouble to write it and so
forth. It’s rather nice having someone chronicle our lives. I wonder what will come next?
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