By the coolest of cool cats, Jerry Garcia, from Kylie Logan’s League of Literary Ladies Mysteries
Deck the halls?
Hey baby, if you haven’t caught on, it’s a cruel trick. Shiny garland? Twinkling lights? Sparkling packages? And a tree in the house?
It’s like someone invented Christmas traditions just to drive us cool cats crazy.
But have no fear, when you’re a groovy guy like me, you know how to get around the holiday machinations of humans.
Trees are made for climbing. Wrapping paper is designed to be shredded. And those cute twinkly lights? One quick bite through the cord take care of those.
In fact, the only holiday tradition around here worth keeping is SEASON’S READINGS.
That’s right, I’m joining the other Killer Characters and offering you a chance to win a copy of Kylie Logan’s “And Then There Were Nuns.” Yeah, yeah, it’s a mystery, and a pretty good one from what I’ve heard, but let’s face it, the only real reason to read it is for the cat.
So get your act together, leave a comment, and I’ll have that Kylie chick pick a winner by end of day, December 7.