I keep telling people stuff I think will help them, but do they listen? Nah . . . they don't pay any attention. Can you believe it?
Here, right here at the Mystic Eye, they have one of the best psychics and mediums around. That's right . . . me! Not just the best in the city, but maybe even the whole state of California.
Like that Julia Bonatti. Oh, yeah, I know she's smart and everything. She knows astrology and I guess we're in the same business in a way. And she's solved some crimes, but she's also gotten herself into a lot of trouble.
Trouble she could have avoided if she'd just listened to me. I told her, "Babe, you're in danger. Keep your nose out of other people's business." Did she listen?
No. And what happens? She ends up almost dead, she coulda been shot to death up at the crazy compound with those religious nuts. For what? To rescue that silly old lady?
Okay, I know what you're gonna say. The little old lady just wanted to keep bees, but she didn't have the sense God gave a billy goat. What was she thinking? She's 87 years old and she's running away from home?
Gimme a break! Like I said, a billy goat'd have more sense. And what does Julia do? She sees an eclipse coming and she rushes off to wherever back of beyond that place was to save the old lady and she ends up in the hospital, half dead.
I told her. I tell lots of people stuff and they still don't listen. At least I hope the people I read for at the Eye take my advice. Otherwise, what am I doing? Casting my pearls before swine, that's what I'm doing!
There's more about me in the Zodiac Mysteries. I'm a regular at the shop and in the series, I'm happy to say. And you can always find me at the psychic fairs at The Mystic Eye on Broadway. Don't miss the next installment in the Zodiac Mysteries, All Signs Point to Murder.
It's coming soon -- August 8, 2017!
And you can visit my author, Connie di Marco at her website, at Facebook and Twitter @AskZodia to hear about more strange and scary adventures in San Francisco.