Thank you for welcoming me here today. My name is Sean Murphy and I’m a garda at the Skibbereen station in County Cork, in the Wild West of Ireland. Oh, right—most likely you haven’t heard the term “garda.” That’s the Irish word for a police officer. The Garda Siochana (which means “the Guardians of the Peace”) was founded in 1923, and there are now over 14,000 of us in the country. I’m based at the Skibbereen station in the Cork West Division. We’re not a large station, neither the district nor the divisional HQ. I come from near Skibbereen, and I’m happy to serve here. Don’t let on, but solving the few crimes that happen here is easy because often we know everyone involved. And the crimes aren’t often serious ones. The crime rate in Ireland is pretty low, save for the big cities like Dublin and Cork.
Hear me go on now! I wanted to talk about Maura Donovan, who found herself running Sullivan’s Pub in Leap (a town no more than a few miles from Skib, but far smaller) not long ago. She appears to have brought a crime wave with her from America.
|Coming February 2014|