Monday, February 16, 2015
On the lam
Hi, it’s Bruce Willis the rescue pup from the Consignment Shop mysteries and I mean to tell you things are crazy as a waltzing pig here in Savannah.
Not that they’re all bad since I’m tooling around town with Reagan in Walker Boone’s classy chassis ’57 red Chevy convertible. But what I want to know is, where is Walker?
You see, he’s wanted for murder and to get the cops off his trail he sort of switched vehicles with Reagan. Reagan took the convertible and Walker’s leather jacket and led the cops on a wild-goose chase out to Tybee Island.
Walker took Reagan’s pink scooter complete with pink helmet that smells like cotton candy on the inside and headed off in the other direction. Not that anyone would mistake Walker for Reagan on the scooter but they sure wouldn’t think it was him either. Walker’s not exactly a pink scooter kind of guy.
But where is Walker now? Is he safe? Will the cops find him? Will he wind up in jail before we prove him innocent? Maybe he’s hiding out with Big Joey and the 17th Street gang. He was part of that team and even now that he’s a lawyer they he’s still tight with them. They’d take are of Walker.
Maybe Walker’s hiding in Auntie KiKi’s house? He showed Uncle Putter how to birdy the sixteenth hole out at the country club and for that Uncle Putter would be forever grateful.
Maybe Walker’s at Reagan’s mamma’s house? She put him through law school or maybe Walker’s hiding out at one of his old girlfriends’ houses? Half the women in Savannah would love to have Walker Boone in their attic or better still under their bed.
Who knows where he is? Safe I hope. And we got to find the real killer before the police find Walker.
So what do you think? Where is Walker Boone hiding out? I sure do miss having him around. Do you think he’s with Big Joey and the gang, or is he laying low at Auntie KiKi’s house, maybe he’s with Reagan’s mom, or is he on his own so as not to get any of his friends in trouble with the long arm of the law.
Let me know and I’ll give away three of my famous Bruce Willis chocolate dog bones. (I can’t eat them so I made them up just for you) and I’ll give away a doggie tote and a paw-print mouse pad. Don’t for get to check back here to see if you won.
Let’s hope Walker gets out of this one alive. Things are looking pretty bleak right now.
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