I told him if I die from anything other than natural causes . . . wait, let me amend that. Even if it appears I died from natural causes, be suspicious. Insist on an autopsy. Make sure of that, because I really doubt I’d be pushing up daisies anytime soon in the natural scheme of things.
So, I left a list to be opened upon my death. A list of my enemies, numbered from 1 to 20. Actually, there’s more. But if anyone does do away with me, it’ll likely be one of those twenty people.